Fatty Duck @ Restoran OKAY, SS2

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Boyfriend’s Survival Guide

1. Learn to Restrain Negative Emotion
Sometimes it is a wise move to crochet a doll in a moment of anger and wait until it subsides. Listen and choose not to react, it will prevent the broke out of an argument.

Friday night, heavy downpour with bumper to bumper traffic in all major roads.

BF (enthusiastically): What’s for dinner dear?
GF (shrugs): Anything will do.
BF: Let’s go for nasi lemak kukus and teh tarik!
GF: So crowded, its Friday night after all.
BF: What about Chinese dai chow?
GF: Dai chow? There’s only the two of us, can’t order much lar
BF (#$%^&P%^&*%^ at heart): Since you love Korean food, let’s go to
Korean Village then.
GF: So heaty! I need something ching and light, why don’t we go for Fatty Duck at Restoran Okay?
BF (@#$%^@#$%^&* at heart again, ching pulak wana eat fat duck): Sure, as long as dear loves it.

 

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Ignorance is Bliss

Restaurant Okay, in front of Fatty Duck’s stall.

GF was fascinated by the various salty accompaniments to the porridge and rice – braised tofu, braised egg, braised mushroom, braised peanut, salted vegetables, braised duck intestine, and braised duck tongue. Her big wet eyes shine, pulling the BF’s sleeve and squeal like a little girl, “I want one whole duck to myself, then this, this, this, that, that, that and that, ok?”

BF nodded and asked her to take a seat (and best to shut your mouth). He’ll do the ordering. “Ignore what she said just now; give me only the egg, the tofu, some intestines and a duck drumstick”.

 

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It is OK to Tell Little White Lies

The food arrived; the BF pulled his sleeve up onto his muscular arm, and ready to gobble down the food anytime when suddenly the same annoying voice is evolving around his ears, “Am I fat? Sometimes I think that I’m the epitome of fat, grease, lard and butter. I feel so round!”

(@#$%^&#$%, lemme eat in peace woman!)

“I like you the way you are. After all, round is a shape right? It requires a lot of time and effort to keep yourself in shape, I’m so proud of you dear!”

She smiles sheepishly, since, of course, she just want some assurance from him. And so, they chow down everything and lick the plate clean.

(You must always trust the Teochews for their braised dishes. The duck is simmered for over slow flame with various spices and concoctions. The other braised dishes bestowed their own distinctive textures and flavours as well.)

See? White lies are good for you. No wonder, our uncle in black tie always believe in white lies.

 

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Mobile Automated Teller Machine

The waiter placed the bill between the two of them, so as not to imply that BF should foot the bill. In her irresistibly sexy voice, the GF smoothly slid the bill to BF side of the table and said, “Thank you for dinner.” The BF put down some cash rather willingly; it’s only a mere RM 10.30 after all.

Disclaimer:
The events depicted in this article are fictitious.
Any similarity to any real person is merely coincidental. I do mean it. :D

Fatty Duck
Restaurant Okay, Cheow Yang SS2

Jalan SS2/6,
47300 Petaling Jaya,
Selangor Darul Ehsan

Opens from
4.30 pm to 11.00 pm
Closed fortnightly on a Wednesday

 

 

Comments

  1. kampungboy says:

    Well. Silence is not an acceptance. Hehe.

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  2. Sugar Bean says:

    Haha, I like the way you wrote this. Interesting. But fatty duck isn’t very ching. Haha! The tofu looks good, in SS2? Perhaps we should go there some time later.

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  3. mimid3vils says:

    10.30 for a dinner for two is super cheap!!!

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  4. MM says:

    BF is very very wise to know when to keep mouth shut, how to correctly answers “trap” question and understands that it is small price ( RM$10.30) to pay for an evening for bliss.

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  5. Mama BoK says:

    Hehehhe!! cute narration .. that’s for sure.. :)

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  6. xiu long bao says:

    Fatty duck = Ching and light? That is a big white lie :p Uncle knows best.

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  7. cumi&ciki says:

    gorgeous gorgeous intestine… !

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  8. Nic (KHKL) says:

    haha! if i could choose a post to define the heading of my blog, this will definitely be it! :)

    i think your posts are a good guide to not only food, but the gf/bf thingies as well…*clap* *clap*

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  9. aidan says:

    It must be the real situation between kampungboy and citygal lol

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  10. KL says:

    Is a nice place for dinner when u want something nice but lack of cash (student,haiz!!). Been there a few times, value for money..

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  11. daphne says:

    hehehe. That sounds like me and my fiance as well. =p

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  12. Tummythoz says:

    Haha quite the daily ritual among most couples huh. Or is it just me? Oops.

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  13. I am so OKAY with this FATTY DUCK as they are huge, big and what so delicious! I was there! Jilat sampai meliuh-liuh! lol!

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  14. su-yee says:

    you can also try the restaurant in PJ state…sae row as OUB bank. they sell delicious teo chew duck too!

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  15. rokh says:

    ha-ha, J must read this survival guide!

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  16. Precious Pea says:

    Haha..i think my hubby also pissed when i occasionally get assurance from him if he love me and how much. LOL!

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  17. Christine says:

    I was so attracted to this article. You made it so interesting dear! *I love reading stories between BF and GF*

    and… I love asking the BF the same question also. keke.. “Am I fat?” The BF fainted.. *again* I actually enjoy asking!;P

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  18. Simon Seow says:

    LOL. Hard to be a good bf. I only tried Kam Hiong in PJ Newtown (State), which is not bad.

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  19. kgboy: who said so? hehe..its alwiz good to keep quiet

    sugar bean: yeah just behind the famous chow yang lim mee yoke..try it out

    mimid3vils: yeah very very reasonable for a dinner

    MM: exactly..that’ll be a perfect bf/hubby..wish all guys can do so

    mamabok: haha same to ur hubby?

    xlb: hahaha..girls..alwiz contradict with themselves..

    cumi&ciki: i love innards too..yum

    nic: learn from the tips will ya? haha..i’m so flattered if u choose my article for ur description

    kl: yeah exactly..still cheap n affordable

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  20. durianberry says:

    Hehe very nice and funny narration. I like the pic of the duck hanging at the stall. How do they hang it by the neck only?

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  21. teckiee says:

    hahahah i love romantic stories ;p

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  22. msiagirl says:

    Haha great post!

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  23. breadpitt says:

    haha , i nv encounter this kind of situation so far , coz im still single , lol!
    hope my self would hear such a sexy voice asking me to bill in this way , soon…..! haha… btw the toufu just seems to be my favvv!!!

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  24. daphne: haha typical conversation between all couples ya?

    tummythoz: now i know u..hahaha pitoy kesiannya

    bbo: next time ask us along la

    suyee: u mean the famous one? quite exp compare to this rite

    rokh: all guys must know about this rite? it’ll be a better world

    simon: hehe intro in ur blog ya?

    durian berry: hehe have to ask the aunty then

    teckiee: more like a horror story

    msiagirl: thx a lot :P

    breadpitt: haha u sure u wan a sexy voice? have to pay a big price for it..

    christine: i know u love romantic flick..hehehe..chris of coz faint la..u so skinny girl

    precious pea: but we just love to ask that..cant help it hehe

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  25. jason says:

    Uh… *no eye see* :P

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  26. jiok says:

    daaaaaamn………..lau hau sui d

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  27. Tat’s my dad’s shop…. Thanks for the promo…. and cute funny story… especially on the “round is a shape”…. Kakak…..

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